Immortal Longings

English major. Queer. Postmodernist. Deconstructionist. Socialist. Atheist. Optimist. Extrovert. Alcohol connoisseur. Chain smoker.

Pretentious. Spontaneous. Confident. Arrogant. Pierced. Tattooed. Persistent. Stubborn.

"Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love." - As You Like It

"But love is blind and lovers cannot see / The pretty follies that themselves commit." - The Merchant of Venice

18th Jun 2013 | 1,227 notes

nbcparksandrec:

It’s National Splurge Day. You know what to do.

nbcparksandrec:

It’s National Splurge Day. You know what to do.

(Source: thisisntaseasyasitlooks)

28th May 2013

i’m still reading the hunger games… and it’s like “gale or peeta? gale or peeta?” … but i’m just like “neither. she’s totally a dyke.”

…. i need to start reading legitimate literature again.

28th May 2013 | 139,425 notes

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A collection of Britney Spears saying “Baby” in her songs

this is perfect.

(Source: fifthdimension)

25th May 2013 | 182,606 notes

(via tattstittiesandfags)

25th May 2013 | 7,757 notes

parks and recreation rewatch | one moment per episode
➞ 2.01 Pawnee Zoo

(Source: garfield-agron, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

25th May 2013 | 46,525 notes

(Source: lemmmons, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

19th May 2013

i’m literally so excited that i can’t sleep…

so. fucking. gay.

SO GAY

9th May 2013 | 43,745 notes

jesus christ.

jesus christ.

(Source: brewinsuicide, via queerbabygirl)

9th May 2013 | 10,981 notes

stfuconservatives:

nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

True story! His family has donated a ton of money to Planned Parenthood.

stfuconservatives:

nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

True story! His family has donated a ton of money to Planned Parenthood.

30th Apr 2013 | 64,879 notes

(via damnberrie)